funny bbo Id's
#1
Posted 2006-October-19, 08:43
your card, my place
(still learning)
"At last: just calm down, this kind of disrupted boards happens every day in our bridge community. It will always be an inherent part of bridge until we move to a modern platform, and then will we have other hopefully less frequent issues." P Swennson
#2
Posted 2006-October-19, 10:52
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius".
#3
Posted 2006-October-19, 14:12
#4
Posted 2006-October-19, 16:32
The joke about the guy maybe being short after wooing a lady at the bridge club...
fruits. definitely fruits.
#5
Posted 2006-October-19, 17:39
Al_U_Card, on Oct 19 2006, 10:12 PM, said:
Is there any chance this joke can get retired? I think all of us have read it about some hundreds of times...and it wasn't that funny the first time either
#6
Posted 2006-October-19, 22:30
#7
Posted 2006-October-20, 03:23
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Bridge is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
Is there any chance this joke can get retired? I think all of us have read it about some hundreds of times...and it wasn't that funny the first time either
The first thing the new president of Bristol University did when I handed over to him was to put that as our official slogan.
I refused to buy one of the bridge club t-shirts as a result
#8
Posted 2006-October-20, 03:34
E-mail: Bidding-machine@braindamage.com
Maybe I have a childish taste of humor but tat one made me ROFL.
#9
Posted 2006-October-20, 03:49
I have the best partner in the world, unfortunately today I am playing with Fred
< just joking > lol
#12
Posted 2006-October-20, 09:32
"I had a stiff..."...."...squeezed righty first for an extra trick..."..."...and then double squeezed both for another trick."
#13
Posted 2006-October-20, 09:50
(still learning)
"At last: just calm down, this kind of disrupted boards happens every day in our bridge community. It will always be an inherent part of bridge until we move to a modern platform, and then will we have other hopefully less frequent issues." P Swennson
#14
Posted 2006-October-20, 10:02
jillybean2, on Oct 20 2006, 05:50 PM, said:
Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre.
#15
Posted 2006-October-20, 17:15
helene_t, on Oct 20 2006, 06:02 PM, said:
jillybean2, on Oct 20 2006, 05:50 PM, said:
Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre.
That's not fair. I don't want to read or hear sceptic's jokes either.
#16
Posted 2006-October-21, 01:38
#17
Posted 2006-October-21, 02:27
"Pretentious student upstart playing fancy club system"
Psyche (pron. sahy-kee): The human soul, spirit or mind (derived, personification thereof, beloved of Eros, Greek myth).
Masterminding (pron. mstr-mnding) tr. v. - Any bid made by bridge player with which partner disagrees.
"Gentlemen, when the barrage lifts." 9th battalion, King's own Yorkshire light infantry,
2000 years earlier: "morituri te salutant"
"I will be with you, whatever". Blair to Bush, precursor to invasion of Iraq
#18
Posted 2006-October-21, 04:08
helene_t, on Oct 20 2006, 04:02 PM, said:
jillybean2, on Oct 20 2006, 05:50 PM, said:
Yes, this thread shows that womens' bridge tournaments still have a raison d'etre.
That's right! I've heard what women talk about when they think there are no men around. And men do need to be protected from that.
#19
Posted 2006-October-21, 06:36
EricK, on Oct 21 2006, 12:08 PM, said:
Oh really? I get the impression that men think that women talk about which guy has the most money and the biggest reproductive organ. But that's not true. Our evaluation criteria are much more subtle than that.
#20
Posted 2006-October-21, 09:52
helene_t, on Oct 21 2006, 12:36 PM, said:
EricK, on Oct 21 2006, 12:08 PM, said:
Oh really? I get the impression that men think that women talk about which guy has the most money and the biggest reproductive organ. But that's not true. Our evaluation criteria are much more subtle than that.
Thats true, you are also impressed by his car, general dress sense and ability with small children.
(Alan now wonders why he is still single)