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#1
Posted 2023-March-21, 12:14
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#2
Posted 2023-March-21, 12:40
You might survive a 4C bid, hoping it is the right one you picked. But some play 4m ad m+H.
I think 3NT is more useful as natural here than showing a not too strong minor 2-suiter.
And it is unlikely, although not completely hopeless, that partner can contribute sth useful in S to help our half stopper.
And we’re red. Was it MP or IMPs?
I think I have to pass - after all, it is not a full worth 15 HCP hand and we’re scr*** in the auction. But not too confident it is the winning call.
#3
Posted 2023-March-21, 13:21
Really at these colors though, just...no. We could easily beat 3S 2 or 3 tricks while not being able to make squat. On a good day, partner leads their stiff club
or doubleton club and we're taking like 8 tricks off the top with a few ruffs.
If I was going to take a stab at anything (and again, I'm not), well, it's a lot easier to take 9 tricks than 11, and parter is allowed to hold ♠Jxx or stiff K or whatever. It's probably not making, and if it's not making it's probably REALLY not making (like their 3S, actually...) but it's MP. -200 and -800 could easily score the same number of matchpoints. -100 might even.
#4
Posted 2023-March-21, 20:32
3NT minors
4♣/4♦/4♥/4♠ one suited hands
4NT big minors
X is a relay (!) Partner bids 3NT. If you want to play there you pass (!) The strong hand is on the table [I know it is garbage so no comments please

After partner bids 3NT, you bid 4♣ for ♣/♥, 4♦ for ♦/♥, 4♥ for ♥/♠ and 4♠ for ♠ and a minor two suited hands.
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#5
Posted 2023-March-21, 21:08
Just kidding
Pass, hopefully in tempo
I suspect one of the minors will play well, but I don’t know which and the hand is wrong, imo, for 4N
#6
Posted 2023-March-21, 21:25
It's really really hard for -200 to do well at MP, unless it's 2M+3m, because you're not beating any score that's likely to occur at another table.
#7
Posted 2023-March-21, 22:55
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#8
Posted 2023-March-21, 23:12
jillybean, on 2023-March-21, 22:55, said:
Have you seen the suits and hands people preempt on at favorable these days? South could have a triple stopper and a strong hand. Or Axx and be able to hold up and prevail if can keep west off lead, opener may not have a side entry. Or a stopper and a long suit source of tricks, might have to gamble sometimes on partner providing some useful help for the ninth trick.
#9
Posted 2023-March-22, 03:47
- we have a slower route available in the unlikely event that we want to play 3NT (this applies in some scenarios where opps double or redouble), OR
- a natural 3NT is completely impossible. This applied in some scenarios where we are a passed hand or opps are in a GF or we have preempted ourselves, OR
- some convention such as serious/frivolous 3NT applies
Anyway, I think I agree with pass although it wouldn't surprise me too much if it is wrong and that 3NT or 4NT has higher expected value.
If partner balances with 4♥ (not completely impossible, they should have a weak hand with 7+ hearts and we have agreed to play a direct 4♥ as stronger than 3♥) I will pass again. If partner balances with dbl it is penalty. If partner balances with 3NT it is a weak two-suiter (should be 6-5 I think) and probably 5m is enough.
#10
Posted 2023-March-22, 04:19
TylerE, on 2023-March-21, 13:21, said:
Really at these colors though, just...no. We could easily beat 3S 2 or 3 tricks while not being able to make squat. On a good day, partner leads their stiff club
or doubleton club and we're taking like 8 tricks off the top with a few ruffs.
If I was going to take a stab at anything (and again, I'm not), well, it's a lot easier to take 9 tricks than 11, and parter is allowed to hold ♠Jxx or stiff K or whatever. It's probably not making, and if it's not making it's probably REALLY not making (like their 3S, actually...) but it's MP. -200 and -800 could easily score the same number of matchpoints. -100 might even.
You can't correct diamonds to clubs, but you could bid it like a 2146 and bid 4N second time.
I agree with everybody pass is right, but the fact that this has been posted indicates it's not going to work
#11
Posted 2023-March-22, 12:24
Cyberyeti, on 2023-March-22, 04:19, said:
I agree with everybody pass is right, but the fact that this has been posted indicates it's not going to work
It worked very well, but I was W.
North/South were discussing what a 3NT bid would show here, I play disciplined weak2's so 3NT for the minors makes sense to me.
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#12
Posted 2023-March-22, 12:58
I play Nonleaping Michaels on this auction.
I would have raised to 4 opposite a disciplined weak two.
#13
Posted 2023-March-22, 15:38
jillybean, on 2023-March-22, 12:24, said:
It may make sense but right now it's making my brain itch.

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#14
Posted 2023-March-22, 16:22
blackshoe, on 2023-March-22, 15:38, said:

Haha, I love the expression.
Have I not expressed it clearly or do you simply think that 3NT to show South's hand is crazy?
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#15
Posted 2023-March-22, 16:30
#16
Posted 2023-March-22, 16:42
3NT leaves room for partner to cue the opponents Major/ other Major, we may have a minor slam?
The subsequent replies make it clear that I do want a natural 3NT bid here, end of brain itch.
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#17
Posted 2023-March-23, 00:54
You can't imagine a hand that wants to bid 3NT naturally?
Kx Ax AKQJxxx Kx
#18
Posted 2023-March-23, 03:49
the hog, on 2023-March-23, 00:54, said:
You can't imagine a hand that wants to bid 3NT naturally?
Kx Ax AKQJxxx Kx
Do you want to stop in 3NT?
“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#19
Posted 2023-March-23, 14:56
Boring, but ok

“Let me put it in words you might understand,” he said. “Mr. Trump, f–k off!” Anders Vistisen
"Bridge is a terrible game". blackshoe
#20
Posted 2023-March-23, 19:13
If 3NT is making and 6 minor is not, of course I do.