Lead ♣T. Table Result 4S-1
A visitor from Australia, Walter the Wallaby (no relation to Walter the Walrus), logged on to the North London Club website for the online half of the Hybrid weekly session that the club now runs. Charlie the Chimp had recently discovered the "Confirm play or bid" function on BBO and saw an opportunity to score a goal against someone unaware that he has the ethics of a snake.
He led the ten of clubs and declarer won in hand and advanced the ten of spades. About three or four seconds passed before Charlie played the jack, and declarer misguessed the suit by playing for West to have KJ8x, when he has to cover as well. After declarer played a spade to the queen on the second round the contract could no longer be made.
"Why did you break tempo with a singleton jack?" asked WW. "POMs have been sent to Australia for less than that."
"I didn't" replied ChCh. "I had the "confirm play" selected and on this occasion it did not appear instantly. Must have been a software glitch." He continued: "In any case, there is a record of the time taken for all my plays in the table record, and I always take about 2 seconds over every card because of the "confirm play"; so there was no significant BIT."
OO arrived. "Hmm", he said. "I don't think there is any case law as to whether waiting for the "confirm play" widget is a "demonstrable bridge reason". I will have to consult".
How do you rule?